TO THE THREE PEOPLE THAT [MAYBE] READ THIS BLOG AND AREN'T EMMA--

THIS IS WHERE I HAVE BEEN WASTING ALL MY TIME:

THISPASTWEEK

(OUR OTHER JOINT BLOG IS BEAT FOR NOW. PARTY PIXX R WHERE IT'S AT. JUST WANNA BE INTERNETS F4MOUS.)

LOVE YALL. OVER AND OUT. RIP MICHAEL. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

heeeyo,

haven't updated ma blog in a hot minute, but here are some things of note that have happened:

- got a black macbook lappy.
- finally set up my big girl ipod.
- got a sweet job temping at a law firm.
- have used the above sentence as often as possible (once, counting now) because it sounds much more official than is my actual job.

kinda feel like i have been born again into my Not In Real Life Online (NIRLO- new acronym anybody? NIMBY!). i hit some pretty low points in the PIB, PMB (post i book, pre macbook, respectively) era of my life. so glad to be back on the internets and part of the world again.

s'weird how without the internet [via al gore] the world just kinda stops. i can't tell you any culturally relevant thing that happened PIB PMB. guess i should try and catch myself up...


think something happened to him, but i'm not positive. probs just released a new album/load onto that little girl.

anyone heard from H-ROD lately? pretty sure she attempted to turn herself into a giant healthcare meme or somethin. not sure how successful she was, although healthcare should be the penn ultimate meme to "go viral".



think some important sport [imsportant] thing might've happened too, but i'm not really positive, because, as a woman, i have been made to feel too gentle and distractible to follow complicated sports rules by society at large. jk. i hate women.

"Roddick simply cannot play better than he did in that match. And he lost. Because he is not Roger Federer. Andy Roddick spilled his blood and guts all over the All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club grass for four hours and sixteen minutes, wringing every ounce of his talent and will. And he still lost. He finished in second place, which is really last place: Just ask the Buffalo Bills, Mothra, or Al Gore."

- Will Leitch

OH SNAP! I JUST MENTIONED AL GORE A FEW PARAGRAPHS AGO, AND I HADN'T EVEN READ THAT QUOTE YET. guess i'm still relevant after all.

xoxo, gossip girl.


bonus politicure: so much kente cloth, so little time.

this just in:

DMITRY MEDVEDEV SOUNDS LIKE A FAKE NAME.

young boul kinda foxy though, naw mean?



BROS 4 LYFE:

RIP SARRIE PALIN

MISS U. // <3 U // H8 U.

heeeyo, just heard that the most influential politician of our time, sarrie palin has decided to resign. so sad, rilly wanted her to be president in 2010. :( miss voting. hope she continues to do her annual thanksgiving festival.

my predictions as to what sarah palin will do now:
- raise her daughter's baby
- go on hunting vacations with dick cheney
- become paris hilton's new bff

srsly though, i hope this isn't the last we hear of this crazy bitch.
as much as she made me fear for my life and the golden reputation of our country, i did rilly have a soft spot in my heart for her. what will the famed female comedienne liz lemon do for work now that palin is extinct??



SPEAKING OF AMERICA...

what are yall's plans for this, the great and sacred day of our nation's birth? are you going to show your nationalism by WRITING A NEW DECLARATION??

still computerless BUT...

hey yall, just started an awesome new co-blog with ma gurl e ballen. ima still write in here on da real tip, but you should also check us out because we are awesome and we talk about the mythic art of fellatio:

CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME

BLOW ME BLOW ME BLOW ME BLOW ME

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK

yeah das rite, i got two blogs and i aint even gots one computer. now that's dedication.