RIP SARRIE PALIN

MISS U. // <3 U // H8 U.

heeeyo, just heard that the most influential politician of our time, sarrie palin has decided to resign. so sad, rilly wanted her to be president in 2010. :( miss voting. hope she continues to do her annual thanksgiving festival.

my predictions as to what sarah palin will do now:
- raise her daughter's baby
- go on hunting vacations with dick cheney
- become paris hilton's new bff

srsly though, i hope this isn't the last we hear of this crazy bitch.
as much as she made me fear for my life and the golden reputation of our country, i did rilly have a soft spot in my heart for her. what will the famed female comedienne liz lemon do for work now that palin is extinct??



SPEAKING OF AMERICA...

what are yall's plans for this, the great and sacred day of our nation's birth? are you going to show your nationalism by WRITING A NEW DECLARATION??